perth

This is how my internet tabs look right now.
I genuinely hadn't realised, or perhaps just hadn't acknowledged before, that i bloody love trashy horror movies.
I mean honestly, Leprechaun?

I must be defective.

In music, however i am certainly not.


Unless Rick Astley or Hanson are around.
But screw that, i refuse to have musical shame!


Listening to: Alex Collier & The Jingle Punks Hipster Orchestra 'Dance Foyer'

rare book room

It's like he crept inside my memories, pulled out all the hurt and shaped it into something i could love again.
I don't know how he does that.
And i didn't know i could love this song any more.

ruiz

by Paul Ruiz

Listening to: Simon & Garfunkel 'El Condor Pasa (If I Could)'

burying davy

I have no idea what this blog is for anymore.

The frenetic findings of a curmudgeonly hermit with the worrying habit of typing whatever comes into her head and making it public?

Hmm.

If you happen to be in Tesco, search these out.
They are made of nom.



Listening to: The Decemberists 'Burying Davy'

disco ewok

Apparently, when you wake up your brain has the capabilities of a drunk person.

I don't find that hard to believe, even though i've pretty much forgotten what being drunk feels like, as i gave up the no-no juice a good few years ago because alcohol tastes of wrong.

Boring, huh?

Well bite me, for my liver wears a dapper hat and performs a happy dance at least four times a day!
So there.

...

Anyway.
Watching Russell Howard's, 'Right Here, Right Now' whilst running on 5 hours sleep is an immensely good idea.
Let's just say, the term 'Disco Ewok' had me in a painful state of glee.
He actually caused a headache.
Does anyone else get that?
Or am i just cursed with a delicate i.e. pitiful brainbox?

Also, is there anything more perfect than this:

Err, hello Christmas present givers, i'd like this please.


FAO: Ian Clark

Fly safely. Don't bring back any western diseases. Smuggle a snowglobe through customs for me?



Listening to: Mansions On The Moon 'Rest of Your Days'

love ridden

Miss Apple, you're breaking my heart.
This is a feeling i know well, having lost all four of my cats over the last few years.
If you have animals, you'll know they come to mean much more than most people who enter your life can but dream of.
Even when they attack your feet under the duvet while you're sleeping.
Or bully you out of your chair with the saddest eyes you ever did see.
They're still miniature heroes you refuse to live without.

If i had a tour, i'd cancel it too.

i bet on sky

One of my most treasured bands, still doing me proud.


Listening to: I Break Horses 'Load Your Eyes'