Listening to a herculean number of renditions of Jolene seemed the only reasonable way to spend the small hours of October the fifth.
Some of my favourites:
Why is chewing gum a good idea for only 20 seconds and then yuck occurs?
Major life conundrum, right there.
If you just saluted, physically or mentally, you are a god and i adore you.
Please excuse the music bombing.
But get used to it.
I need to sleep but i can't seem to move.
I think my knees are comatose.
This is unnecessary information.
You're welcome.
I don't know why i avoided her for so long.
To a certain Care Bearish Dom and Ian of Clarkinshire
Thanks for being champs.
You make a girl smile when she needs it.
Here's a couple of things to make everybody happy:
Hardart, the bearded one, makes one of a few particular noises that can always reduce me to fits of unabashed glee.
If i'm angry at you, make this noise, i'll be helpless.
Listening to:
Fool's Gold 'Balmy'
You've heard it before.
So have i.
It's good though, isn't it?
Listening to:
Connan Mockasin 'It's Choade My Dear'
Bendyball Cumberquat, thank you for keeping me wholly entertained throughout the weekend.
I'm sorry i haven't watched the second season of Sherlock until now.
Disgraceful, i know.
But i need you and Mr Freeman to stop messing around with Peter Jackson and do some proper work...preferably now.
Damn you, i need more.
This song right here, it's crushing me but i daren't stop listening.
Only the best of songs are worth the ache.
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