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august

September 01, 2018

august

September 01, 2018


Things i've enjoyed in the month of August:

Holly Black's The Cruel Prince:
"Have I told you how hideous you look tonight?" Cardan asks, leaning back in the elaborately carved chair, the warmth of his words turning the question into something like a compliment.
"No," I say, glad to be annoyed back into the present. "Tell me."
"I cannot," he says, then frowns.


I'm not entirely sure why everyone went so bananas over this.

It's really fucking good.
But not so good that i can understand the hysterical behaviour i've witnessed since its release.
I did really, really, really enjoy it though.
And i'm practically itching for the novella to come out this October and i've already pre-ordered the sequel The Wicked King.
All of which does seem to suggest i've also gone "bananas" but i haven't really.
I'm not crazed like i was over my beloved Court of Thorns series.
I'm not in splendid agony over what will happen next.
I'm not wishing the book i'm currently reading was The Cruel Prince instead.
(maybe a little)
But i am still thinking about it.
Jude and Cardan are still lounging at the back of my brain sporadically kicking and pinching to win back my attention.
Spiteful little shits that they are.
And i suppose that's why this book works so well.
...
Because everyone.
And i mean everyone is an asshole.
This is essentially Jude's reaction to Cardan throughout the entire book:
And it's magical.

I feel as though i've been desperate for someone to write a Fae story where they're portrayed as they are in the old legends.
...
As capricious sadists.
(i very much wanted to be alliterative there but the particular C word i wanted to use would probably earn me a cuff around the head from both the internet and my mother)
But i didn't know how badly until Holly Black worked her magic and spirited me into the branched gallery of this vindictive little theatre of impish brats.
And oh boy.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Was it delicious.

Surprisingly little fan art though:
Melanie Bourgeois aka meliescribbles
(also the only artist i can find who's made fan art for my beloved Siren/King of the Night Fae duo... come on fan artists, i need my shipping needs tended to)



(Cardan's fins and Jude's scowl are kiiiilllliiiing me)


Her paper art is bonkers:



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Ben Aaronovitch's Rivers of London:
"Two hours," said Nightingale from the doorway.
"Then meet me in the study for your Latin lesson."
I waited until he had gone before opening my hand and whispering, "Lux!"
This time the globe gave off a soft white light and no more heat than a sunny day.
Fuck me, I thought. I can do magic.

This is my second time reading this.
I abhorred it the first time around.
I vividly remember watching the Wimbledon final whilst skimming furiously through the last few chapters just so i could damn well be done with it.
...
I don't know why i felt that way.
I honestly don't.
Because i devoured this.
De-vour-ed.
And i've been fan-casting in my head since the first chapter.
Maybe i wasn't ready for Urban Fantasy.
Maybe i wasn't in the right mood.
Maybe i was coming down from a previous book high and was feeling resentful.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
I just don't know.
Reading's odd that way.
Read a book when you're 20 and just the mention of it causes you to physically recoil.
Re-read it in your 80s and it's a goddamned masterpiece.
Read a book when you're in a shitty mood and it'll end up bouncing off walls.
Re-read it when your serotonin's peaking and it'll be hugged tightly to your chest with the same reverence as a beloved pet.
Circumstances and the enjoyment of a story is an exceedingly delicate balancing act.
But when you get it right?
...
Pure, unabashed euphoria.

Excuse me while i enjoy the high and gorge myself on the rest of this series at a bewildering speed.
(i'll regret this later but goddamnit, i only have enough willpower to not devour one series at a time and Kate Daniels is requiring everything i've got!)

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Charlie Bowater for the #eyememe on instagram:
I love her.
I love her truly.
This is currently me waiting for my second print of hers to arrive:
(it's now arrived and i'm this close to licking the damn thing... i blame this reaction on the Edna Mode  lookalike tutor from uni who informed me that a truly wonderful piece of art should make you want to drag your tongue across it... She was... memorable but not wrong)

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The second in the Rivers of London series, Moon Over Soho:
(Told you i was going to gorge)
Peter "Fuck me, I can do magic" Grant has the most absurdly tragic taste in women and i love him deeply for it.

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The Reflowering:
The infamous plant killer got a second bloom.
...
Shit.
What do i do now?

A new addition:
Also a Kalanchoe.
Also impossible to tell whether i'll keep this one alive or kill it stone dead.
...
I've got the flora fear.

These little fuckers are getting tall though... pretty cool, yeah?
Shut up, i'm a little proud.

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Margaret Rogerson's An Enchantment of Ravens:
"Listen to me," he croaked. "Both of us need not die tonight. Isobel, you cannot break the Good Law alone. If the fair folk sense I am no more—"
I seized the dagger from him. Having no idea what to do with it afterward, I lifted the cushion I was lying on and shoved it underneath, then threw my weight back on top. "Stop being melodramatic! I am not going to kill you in my parlor!"
He stared at me in disbelief. "Did you just sit on it?"
"Yes," I said mutinously.

This was, in short, terribly lovely.
A little bit of Sarah J. Maas' innate sense of the Fae.
(i know, i know, "shut up about her already" but how do you stop talking about the sun? HOW?!)
A dash of Holly Black's caustic whit.
(I take back my earlier ambivalence to the hype over The Cruel Prince... i'm officially fangirling all over the place... i miss those little fairy shitheads so much)
And a surprisingly healthy dose of Laurie Lee's kindling stroke of the senses.
 (i know no other writer who can awake every memory, physical and emotional, of childhood summers quite like Laurie Lee... it's irrefutable magic)
An Enchantment of Ravens has it all and my only complaint is that there isn't more.
I understand why there isn't more but grr and argh, my reading brain now possesses a Pavlovian need for duologies, trilogies, tetralogies and so on and so forth.
I'm suffering here.

But there's cover art by the lady, the legend, the queen of fan art... Charlie Bowater to soften the blow:
She has my dream job.
I'm horribly jealous.
Yuck.

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Two cunning period dramas:


Eternally fond of vicious females.

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The only word i can think of to describe this illustration by Riikka Auvinen is:
... soft.
Oh so wonderfully soft.

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Perfection.
Utter. Fucking. Perfection.

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My birthday:
Or as i prefer to call it, Cake and Presents Day because my eternal Peter Pan complex demands it.
Fuck the ageing process.

Do you see all those perfectly piped carrots?
That's the pathological handiwork of the big sister.
...
Not everyone has a sibling willing to brave carpal tunnel just so their bratty kid sister can quack (yes, actually quack) with delight and then sate their months long hankering to stuff Carrot Cake down their greedy maw.
Vegetables never tasted so fucking good.

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Weirdest bloody thing.
I went from being extremely "meh" about this series to lapping up the story like a starved puppy.
I'm heartsick it's all over.
...
Melinda Salisbury, you're a sorceress.
What the hell am i going to do now?
...
Oh... yeah... read one of the other potential loves of my reading life currently reclining on my shelves like badass literary bitches.
Such a hardship...

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The return of the The Great British Bake Off:
This goddamn show is and will always be like being swaddled in a warm swiss roll sponge and dusted with sugary Noel Fielding-shaped sprinkles.
 (formerly Mel and Sue sprinkles; i miss those precious dorks)

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Finishing Casual:
There's nothing quite like loving a show right down to the end.
Even if that ending is bittersweet as hell.
Godspeed, Meyers family.
Stay awful.

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This illustration of Link by Isobel J. Kelly:
Bonkers.
(her style reminds me so damn much of something and i can't place it... It's... aggravating...)
And i'm not even a LoZ fan.
Well, not not a fan.
I tried playing once but my well-known suckage at anything even remotely "gamey" forced me drop any interest like a slug in heat when i couldn't exit the fucking village at the very beginning of the bloody game.
...
A slug in heat?
Sure, why not.

This pleases my eyeballs.
And 4 year olds have more gaming skills than i'll ever have.

I want a print of this.
Is it weird to have a print from a fandom you're not a part of?
Have i entered the realm of "look at all the fucks i give" yet again?

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Re-watching Happy Valley:
Holy mother of fucksticks.
I've watched this show three times now and it never ceases to blow me away.
The quality of acting is ridiculous.
Actually ridiculous.
Sarah Lancashire physically hurts my heart.
She makes me furious.
She makes me laugh.
She puts the fear of God into me.
And she does it all without breaking a fucking sweat.
It's seamless and i fully believe that she is not in any shape of form Sarah Lancashire when i'm watching this show.
She is Catherine Cawood and Catherine Cawood doesn't even know who Sarah Lancashire is.
It's terrifying.

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My quote/wordy board on Pinterest being overrun by ACoTaR and Carry On quotes/memes/ruminations:
 
Not even sorry or embarrassed.
Just blissfully happy they're all there for me to read whenever my fangirling heart so desires.

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Diego Koi being fucking ridiculous again:
Look at this shit.
Look at it!
What even is he?
Can't be human, surely?
...
I'm not whimpering.
You're whimpering.

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Receiving my second FairyLoot box:
The theme was Mutinous Pirates and the main reason i bought it was for a tiny excerpt from my beloved Leigh Bardugo's upcoming novel, King of Scars.
Was it worth it?
Fangirl says: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!
And i have to wait until January next year for the whole novel.
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I'm not actually capable of posting a Monthly without this little beast:
I swear to all that is fluffy, those fangs will be the death of me.
(possibly quite literally the death of me... he's a vicious little fuck-knuckle when the mood takes him)

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Grace Draven's Radiance:
They gazed at each other before she knocked him flat with another question. "You find me ugly, don't you?"
Brishen had faced abominations on the battlefield without flinching, leapt into the thick of the fighting against creatures born from nightmares of lesser demons. Not once had he been tempted to run away in fear. Now, his leg muscles rippled with the urge to flee. He clenched his teeth instead, prayed he wouldn't start a war with their newest ally and answered honestly.
"Hideous," he said. "A hag of a woman."
Another peal of laughter met his words. Brishen wilted, relieved she took no insult in him so bluntly validating her assumption. He didn't even know her name, but he liked her and didn't wish to hurt her. Assured she wasn't planning to flounce off and send a pack of offended relatives after him, he turned the same question on her.
"And you," he said. "You don't think me a handsome man?"
She shrugged. "I've only seen your hands and eyes. For all I know, you're hiding the face of a sun spirit in that hood."
Brishen scoffed at the idea. "Hardly." He'd never lacked female company, and his people thought him well-favoured. Certainly nothing as wretched as a sun spirit. He slid the hood back to his shoulders.
The woman's eyes rounded. She inhaled a harsh breath and clasped one hand to her chest. Her mollusk skin went a far more attractive shade of ash. She remained silent and stared at him until he raised a hand in question. "Well?"
She exhaled slowly. The space between her eyebrows stitched into a single vertical frown line. "Had you crawled out from under my bed when I was a child, I would have bludgeoned you to death with my father's mace."
Brishen rocked back on the bench and howled. When he finished and wiped the tears from his eyes, the woman was staring at him with her horse-toothed smile in place. He cleared his throat. "I don't know whether that's a testament to my looks or your penchant for violence."

12 pages.
It took me 12 pages to fall in love with these two.
And i could more than happily read an entire book of these precious idiots just having breakfast together.
Hell, i'd be ecstatic to.
No need for drama.
No near death experiences.
No unjust jealousy.
Only Ildiko and Brishen shooting the shit and being so lovely to each other it makes my entire being ache.

He opened both eyes suddenly, making her jump. Two shimmering gold coins stared at her unblinking. "Good evening, wife," he said in a voice raspy with the remnants of sleep. A closed-lip smile curved his mouth upward and deepened the tiny lines that fanned from the corners of his eyes. "You're staring. Do I have a fly on my nose?"
Fighting down a blush at being caught gawking at her own husband, Ildiko lightly tapped the tip of his nose with one finger.
"I was trying to find a way to kill it without punching you in the face. Lucky for you, it flew away."

I love them so very much.

"I'm not human, wife," he whispered into the darkness.
Shock rounded his eyes at Ildiko's response, slurred with sleep and nearly incoherent. "But you're still mine, husband.

I'm so happy i could puke.
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I've got to go and buy all the things Grace Draven now, okay?
Thanks.
Bye.

june

July 01, 2018

june

July 01, 2018



Things i've enjoyed in the month of June:

Re-reading Cornelia Funke's, Reckless:
I needed a refresher on the Mirrorworld before i started on the next book in the series and i'm incredibly glad i took the time because...

For me this falls between children's literature and Young Adult and is all the better for it. Plenty of YA leaves me frustrated at characters making idiotic decisions and nauseated due to an overabundance of insta-love.
...
Reckless falls prey to neither of these things and this is perhaps why i have such a fondness for the story and its characters.
Jacob is a flawed hero and shitty brother but he'll do anything, anything to keep Will safe.
Fox is not some lovesick girl who moons over her best friend until he figures out he loves her back (okay, she kind of does but it's not sickening, it's really quite honest) but a shape-shifter with an immense amount of courage, loyalty and heart. Plus, she has one hell of a bite.
Clara's not the girl who comes between two brothers but a smart, daring woman who apart from being accidentally drugged into lusting after Jacob, is unwaveringly faithful to Will.
Will's possibly the least well-formed character but i still enjoy him being around.
Valiant's there for duplicitous and comedic effect but done well so i don't have the overriding urge to redact him from the story by my own damn hand.
The villains are not Bond villains who cackle and plot but just the other side to your typical, barbaric and senseless war.

The world-building is written in such a way that you can almost taste it but with enough subtlety that it feels possible. If i wanted to stroke a Unicorn's mane then Cornelia Funke makes it seem feasible. How she does this? I'm in no way sure but i'm glad of her skill... i always wanted a Unicorn.

The story isn't anything new but reading it reminds me of old fairytales and not just because it's composed of elements from said tales but because it feels old. It feels dusty and lovingly stained. It feels like opening the pages of a well-worn paperback and inhaling deeply.

Yes. A definite fondness.

Fearless, don't let me down.

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Losing my shit over Snowbaz getting a sequel:
Send help.
I won't survive this.

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Catching up on the illustrated word:
I don't know why Summer's my time for this but it is and i will not question it, especially when there's such wondrous things as Saga out there.
The Will is one of my favourite characters and my brain automatically goes to this when he wields his lance (yeah, yeah, insert dirty sniggering here):

Recommendations from the above list (not in order of preference because... lazy):

1. Saga (because of course)
2. Monstress (gods, gore and short-tempered females)
3. Nailbiter (serial killers, disgraced cops and good old town curses)
4. The End of Summer (beautiful visuals, breathless storytelling and heartbreaking resolutions)
5. Giant Days (poison-tongued teenage girls, adolescent lethargy and so-poignant-it-hurts humour)
6. Nimona (shapeshifting, sorcery and heart so pure it'll swallow you whole)
7. SuperMutant Magic Academy (outcasts, unrequited love and a surprising amount of social commentary, philosophical pondering and existential dread)

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Finally watching The Witch:
I'm not actually as in awe as i thought i'd be but still... the atmosphere was, well, bewitching.

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Sarah Andersen summing up my spending priorities perfectly:

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James Brogden's Hekla's Children:
It's taken me days to get my head around this and i still don't think i'm quite there yet. I don't even know what you would classify this as? Horror? Mythological? Time travel? Odyssey? Parallel universe? Philosophical? All of the above?! I don't know! I just don't knowwww.
I do know i enjoyed the hell out of it and it surprised me constantly. Not a damned thing did i see coming and even for the most gifted of writers, that's an almost impossible feat.

In many ways it reminded me of Robert Holdstock's Mythago Wood cycle but with a generous dose of Ray Bradbury's flare for the unnerving, Alan Garner's innate sense of the other and Tim Lebbon's skill for descriptive supernatural bloodshed.
I do love a villain who enjoys the fuck out of its parade of misery and throat-munching. Nothing worse than a brooding monster with parental issues.
What's surprising though is that the afaugh does have a sad backstory and said story is actually the plot of the main story, making what's fated to happen a self-fulfilling prophecy. A prophecy i'm still befuddled and hounded by.

This is extremely clever writing. Writing i want more of. Luckily Brogden has more. Watch me devour it like the afaugh devours long pig.

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Merriam Webster hitting me up with one of very favourite words:

The fact that there's a word specifically for being thrown out of a window is too fucking fantastic in my opinion.
I don't get to use it enough.
Is it time to start pushing people out of windows just so i proclaim i defenestrated them as they plummet to the ground?
...
Maybe...

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Kevin Hearne's Hounded:

This was a strange one for me.
I have so much love for Atticus and his putridly lovely wolfhound, Oberon but the dialogue was incredibly jarring.
But oddly... engrossing at the same time?
With most Urban Fantasy you're given a modern setting with either a new but seasoned supernatural badass, a chosen one who's just found out they're probably prophesied to die (If the apocalypse comes, beep me.), or an old god who's enjoying (or despairing of) modern comforts.
Atticus is the latter but he's just a bit awesome so fitting into contemporary life isn't a problem.
Apart from the way he talks.
I'm so used to the chosen ones abusing the english language (in a fantastic way, see: Kate Daniels) that being confronted with a brood of old gods, vampires, werewolves, witches etc. who have impeccable manners (when they're not tricking you into impaling yourself on your own sword) and speak with perfectly manicured old timey english is just... bizarre.
And if i wasn't so fond of the lead character then i think i wouldn't have enjoyed this as much as i did.
But when your hero says things like this:

What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be almost impossible for me to summon, I admit, until I watched Field of Dreams.
When Kevin Costner asks his dad at the end if he'd like to have a catch, I just completely lose my shit.

Me too Atticus, me too!

And then there's Oberon.
Sweet, sausage-loving, poodle-harem desiring Oberon.
He's the fucking sweetest, i'll fight anyone who says otherwise, just watch:

"Genghis Khan would never put up with so much attitude," he said.
You speak the truth, my friend. But I'm as guilty as she is. We are not being very nice to each other.
"So I gathered. But why not? Isn't she the sort of female you normally find attractive?"
If that was really what she looked like, sure, I said. But in reality she's probably pushing ninety to so, and besides, I don't trust witches.
"You think she's going to try something? Should i move behind her?"
No, she knows you're here. She can see through the camouflage. But I think she's hiding something from me, and I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
"When did she drop the first shoe? I missed it."
Never mind. Just listen. Once she drinks the tea, she will try to surprise me with something. She is waiting for the contract to be fully in effect before she says anything.
"Well, then, give her back the check* and send her packing! We don't need to play her witch's games. They always want to get you and your little dog, too."
I knew I never should have let you watch The Wizard of Oz.
"Toto didn't deserve that kind of trauma. He was so tiny."

I made the most horrific "he's so cute, i'm gonna die" face when i read that the first time.

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Integrating more of ye olde flora into my indoor life:
I will not kill them.
I will not!
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I will totally kill them...

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It's been two years since the first volume of Wytches and finally, finally there's news of more to come:
I shouldn't be excited.
It creeps me the fuck out.
I couldn't sleep for a few days after finishing the first volume without visions of witchy talons sinisterly caressing my hair as i slept but hey... that's the price of being a wimp who loves the weird and the downright fucked up.

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Rewatching Stranger Things season 2 and being envious of every damn person Hopper hugs:
So. Damn. Lucky.

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This. This. Thisssss:
Noelle Stevenson is a gift to the world.

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Yet more Hell-based wordy goodness:
Ugh.
The English language just slays me.
And i slay right back with my relentless abuse.

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Laura Thalassa giving her hungry minions a glimpse of the final book in The Bargainer series:
Endings are difficult for me.
Probably for everyone.
When i'm fully invested in a story and its characters, i don't want it to ever end but i also don't want it to become a shadow of itself.
But saying goodbye is so fucking difficult.
Double-edged bloody sword is what this is.
And to that i say:

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This:
Why am i crying?
Why can't i stop crying?
Oh god, send help.

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Nico Muhly being heartbreaking:
I've yet to see any version of Howards End and don't actually intend to.
It sounds fucking depressing.
...
Okay, that's just me being shitty.
I might watch it one day.
Probably when i've come down with some terrible lurgy and need Period Drama to soothe my achey bones.
But until then i'm just gonna mentally float in the heart-wrenching beauty that is Nico Muhly's genius.

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The second in the Mirrorworld series and a nudge closer to me losing my mind all over my new found ship.

"What's the greatest treasure you ever found?" Chanute had asked him not too long ago. Jacob had shrugged and named a few objects. "You're an even greater fool that I," Chanute had growled. "I just hope you won't have lost it by the time the answer dawns on you."

Stop playing with me, Funke.
It's cruel...

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Ben Rector's Old Friends video:
Em showed me this.
She couldn't stop watching/listening to it.
And now i can't either.
Bloody sisters.
But honestly, this kills me.
From the video, to the concept, to the song itself.
Throw in the fact that (to me) Ben Rector sounds like a young James Taylor and i'm practically purring.
It does make me a little achey in the heart region though.
For all kinds of reasons.
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not yet.

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Re-reading Expecting Someone Taller for the 4th? time:
I recommend this to anyone who asks for a book suggestion.
And i've not heard a complaint yet.
That's how fucking majestic it is.
And i should read it more often.
Perfection shouldn't be ignored

Also:
Flosssshiiilllllldeeeee

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Things i have NOT enjoyed in the month of June:
(this probably won't become a thing, i'm just a cranky hellbeast)


1. Suburbia in the Summer.

Once upon a time there was a field at the end of my garden. A hilled expanse of grass, scurrying creatures and more often than not, me falling down it on my bike.
Then one day the council came along and built more suburbia over the top of it.
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I am now surrounded by dumbfucks with zero awareness of noise pollution and quite possibly the worst taste in music.
(excluding the kid the next street over who plays the Star Wars theme on his trumpet - he's a gift to the neighbourhood, if not the world)
...
I just want to read my stories in peace, goddamnit!


2. I'd say that my reading habits are 98% fantasy these days and with that comes a fair whack of fated OTPs.
I love a good ship.
Collect them in fact.
But i'm noticing a trope with fantasy writing that's starting to fuck me off.
...
Just because you're a couple does not mean you need to have a baby within the first five minutes of your relationship or even at fucking all.
It's boring and predictable and insulting to those who just aren't into the idea of spawning.
Please stop it.
Or just don't do it all the damn time.
Or give birth to a goddamn chimera or something, shake shit up for once!
I can't read about any more pink balls of beloved gurgling squish.
I just can't.




*As a Scot, this spelling aggravates me... but accurate quoting wins every time.
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