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August 01, 2026

july

August 01, 2026

Things I enjoyed in the month of July:

 Hana Lee's, Road to Ruin:


[Jin] learned long ago that you couldn’t change the world, or even understand how it worked. All you could do was survive and make sure the people you cared about survived, too.



I totally fucked up.

Like, royally shit the bed, and I’d like future readers of this book to learn from my mistake by warning them not to:


Rewatch Mad Max: Fury Road right before reading Road to Ruin because while they may share similar world-building, that’s where the similarities end, and it will bum you the hell out to discover that after hyping your brains out over it for more than a year.


Genuinely, I’m pretty devastated because when I say I’m a massive Fury Road fan, I don’t mean I think it’s a great movie with a fun story, wild practical effects, and a soundtrack I’d have Doof Warrior blasting on his mega speakered Tonka truck as we rode into battle (or anywhere, really). While all that’s true, what I mean is I fucking love this movie, went to see it at the cinema multiple times, have rewatched it into the double figures, count it as one of my Top Ten comfort movies, think it’s the most interesting and audacious take on a post-apocalypse dystopia ever put to screen (or thought up in general), and would argue for it as a prime example of a movie score anthropomorphising itself into becoming a character in its own right.

Also Charlize rocked my entire world, and that is note-fucking-worthy.

So, when the publishers promote a book as Mad Max-ian with a flare for the magical and prehistoric, you sit your ass down, chrome your gnashers, and read the fucking book. You don't pause to wonder if you're being sold a falsity, you don't hesitate to click the insta-buy button, and you immediately make a goblin camp below the letterbox until it plops through and bonks you on the head. You don't spend time worrying if maybe the author endorsements on the back of the book promising a polyamorous thrill ride through an arid wasteland dotted with dinosaurs of all things is perhaps overselling the actual contents of Road to Ruin. But you should, you really very much should, and you absolutely should not watch Fury Road right before diving headfirst into the magical sandpit because you will end up with sand in your mouth and an aftertaste of disappointment. And not just because the Max of it all was severely missing.

The thing is, I could forgive being misled, I could easily get over not being chased across dunes by bogan, gearhead gremlins with a thirst for fertile young things (sorry), I really could; what really guts me is that Road to Ruin is one of those stories that's just, y'know, okay. And by that I mean there's nothing technically wrong with it: the world-building is pretty cool and the way Hana Lee writes it makes for a clear, textured visual; the characters are nice to be around, even if they don't inspire great affection; the story moves a mile a minute, throwing you into the action straight away and barely letting up; and the magic system is maybe not unique but still fun to get involved with. The problem is, there isn't really a problem. My heart didn't pound as Jin raced through the dusty highway delivering love letters between the two royals she's in love with, chased by rival magebike riders and primeval critters, not a thud or a bump. And what's worse, I didn't root for this love because it refused to feel palpable and long-developed as the story went on, even with the epistolary pre-chapters thrown in to establish the relationship been Princess Yi-Nereen and Prince Kadrin, and how Jin fits into the whole mess of it. I fucking love epistolary fiction, specifically romance, it's one of the best ways to lure my nosy ass into reading a book because it adds an extra layer of voyeurism to a story you're already watching from the gods without express permission. And for it to fail on me, for it to not inspire feral shipping?

a man is laying on the ground in a field with mountains in the background


And, again, I could actually let this slide because it can take a few books for my shipping instincts to kick in and get on board with whoever's going to pair off together. That's fine, no worries, but in Road to Ruin's case, it's like the whole premise of the book! And, yes, fine, there's some familial issues, toxic ex-girlfriends and forced fiancés, turf war problems, uncovering ancient highwaymen's secrets, and the decline of the magical population and their potential cleansing to deal with as well, but really, it's all about these three idiots racing from one disaster to the next whilst making heart eyes at each other. And I just didn't care enough.

I mean, I care enough to read the second book, especially now I know it's a duology, so it's not going to cost me much energy to see how Lee finishes this story up, but still, I wanted to be unhinged over this book. I wanted to be a total mess over badass Jin, calculating Nereen, and cinnamon roll Kadrin (I do actually love this sweater boy, he's the most precious, and I loved the reversal of gender stereotypes); I wanted to cheer and cry, and hold the book close even when it warranted a good hurl across the room, but, alas, that feeling never came. I didn't feel nothing, just not enough of something, and as a reader, that's basically the death knell for a story. However! I'm always up for being proven stupid.

So, come on, Hana Lee, make an idiot out of me with Flight of the Fallen; I'll look rad as fuck in a dunce cap as I eat primordial crow, or pteropter, if you will.

a woman wearing a purple shirt and a white hat with bounce written on it


Ps. Big fan of Sou-Zell, the big tree, more of him, please.


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July Jubilations:

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Watching:
The Bear final season
★★★★★
(★★)

I have so much to say.
Every word of it good.
But I'm not ready!
I might never be ready.
Because this made me feel everything, and it might just be the best series finale I've seen since Don Draper's Coca Cola smirk.


Voicemails for Isabelle
★★★(★)

In my humble (and correct) opinion, the most effective formula for a successful rom-com is that it be eighty percent morally fucked and twenty percent adorable. I've done the research, I've watched countless movies within the genre, and with only one or two exceptions (When Harry Met Sally - they're just narcissists who can't admit basic facts, Say Anything - Lloyd Dobler is a boyfriend for the ages) they are all entirely and completely screwed up:

💖 Overboard - kidnapping, gaslighting, Stockholm Syndrome
💖 Sleepless in Seattle - stalking
💖 While You Were Sleeping - infiltrating a grieving family
💖 You've Got Mail - catfishing
💖 Four Weddings and a Funeral - emotional cheating all over the fucking place
💖 Roxanne - catfishing
💖 Jerry Maguire - Tom Cruise
💖 Working Girl - deception, power imbalance
💖 My Best Friend's Wedding - manipulation, deception, emotional abuse
💖 Pillow Talk - catfishing
💖 Pretty Woman - power imbalance, glamourising sex work

I could go on.
Pick a rom-com and I'll tell you its moral flaw, but that's why they work so well! You need these fucked up people to do fucked things so they end up in fucked up situations and ultimately fall in fucked up love. I can't tell you why it has to be that way or even why it's the winning formula but it is, and the rom-com genre kind of lost that over the past few decades, deviating more into the Hallmark side of romance. And it just doesn't work. Outside of Hallmark, nobody wants to watch nice people fall for each other, nobody wants to skip down a morally superior tandem-bike line without questioning whether the protagonists should be institutionalised or incarcerated for their increasingly messed up crimes in the pursuit of couple-y bliss. To that we say: Yuck. Emphatically and enthusiastically, and I've been waiting patiently for the movie people to get that memo. And they finally did with Voicemails for Isabelle, which is not entirely on the gremlin side of the genre, still nicely tucked into the section of "good and decent" people, but the male protagonist, played by the Nick Robinson - who i just like, always have - does do something hugely messed up in order to start a relationship with the female protagonist, Jilly played by Zoey Deutch. Not jail-levels evil but bad enough that IRL you'd be blocking his number and quite possibly suing for invasion of privacy, maybe even taking out a restraining order. But in movie-land, in the immoral haze of the Hollywood sign, this shit works like a goddamn charm and I was smiling the entire time. Just beaming from ear to ear, laughing and swooning, and getting increasingly more hungry as the story progressed (I need a breakfast taco, stat).
I mean, it's a Netflix movie so it still looks like oversaturated clock app shit, with nary a beam of good lighting, and the final scene made me squirm like I was being Clockwork Orange-d a cephalopod documentary, but all in all it feels like we're heading in the right direction. Back to the good old days of absolute jail-able fuckwits finding their happy endings in hellscape ways.
Bring it the fuck on, I say.
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Carolina Caroline
★★★(★)

You wanna know why this works so well?
Because it's not trying to improve on, or twist the classic Bonnie and Clyde mythos (not the far less glamorous true story) into anything it isn't. Which you'd think would be the lazy thing to do, the risk free and potentially boring option, but sometimes a story is a classic for a reason and when you try to alter it too much you lose the essence of what made it so special.
Carolina Caroline is very simply a story of a seasoned grifter who meets a small town girl and teaches her the tricks of the trade as they fall in love, rob banks, and end as messily as you'd expect. Which is as you'd expect, a whole bunch of fun, largely due to Samara Weaving, who I just fucking love and watching her commit crimes/violence/survive bloody horrors is one of the great pleasures of my movie watching life, and as the eponymous Caroline she's this eminently watchable mixture of naive and danger-hungry. And watching her traverse this story alone would be fun enough, but because of the chemistry between her and Kyle Gallner ('sup, Beaver, y'little shit) it adds more layers to the criminal mischief they commit together as a sort of unlawful matrimony. Swapping vows for pickpocket skills, and diamond rings for dollar bills, which all in all makes for a huge amount of fun without the story devolving into hysterics and farce. You won't get big explosions or impossible car chases, but you will get a dangerous amount of tenderness in both the heist and the heart.
Really cool, would totally watch again.
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Widow's Bay
★★★

So... this was brilliant, but I kinda didn't love it? But I kinda did, as well?
I'm very much somewhere in the middle of feeling something about this show, because it is such a clever premise, in that it takes all those classic urban legend, classic American scary stories and skilfully walks the line of horror-comedy, rarely veering too heavily in either direction. It's pretty fucking masterful, and supported so well by the characters and the actors playing them (whenever Stephen Root rocks up, I know we're in for a good time, and my love for Matthew Rhys knows no bounds), but I don't know, it didn't light up all the pleasure centres in my brain the way some media does. I know when my personality's about to get overtaken by the tv/movie equivalent of the cordyceps fungus, I know what that obsessive hysteria feels like (currently underway with Witch Hat Atelier), and unlike most of the tv watching population of the plant, Widow's Bay didn't infect me like that.
I liked it, for sure, would absolutely watch again, and I'm really looking forward to season two (already greenlit), but I feel like I'm missing something everybody else was getting. A vital component I just wasn't picking up, and I'm honestly kinda bummed about it!
This stuff is my jam: a cursed town with characters who are well in the know and comically fight back whilst also trying to turn their island into a resort? Uh, yes, please, I'll have seven with a side of "Fuck you, Ryan Murphy, you wish you could write this shit so well". And I didn't lose my mind over it? Not even with my eternal crush, Matthew Rhys as the lead?
ACK.
There's definitely something wrong with my brain. I blame the heat.

Read this article, it does a way better job of explaining why you actually should watch the show.


Chainsaw Man - The Movie: Reze Arc
★★★★½

Mentally, I'll be here awhile:
https://www.tumblr.com/mafuyuh/803104981783838720/if-you-want-to-die-do-it-somewhere-far-way-from

Be still my shipping heart!
Even though I know it's doomed; so doomed, beyond doomed, incon-fucking-ceivable, but I'm gonna root for it with my whole ass anyways!
I can't think coherent thoughts, other than THIS WAS AMAZING! Just everything I love about this gremlin of an anime:

💣 Violence, violence, blood, viscera, cackling
💣 Denji continuing to have the worst taste in women (my precious guy, he's too pure)
💣 Unhinged fight scenes (riding a shark-devil into a tornado-devil - classic)
💣 Surprising moments of soul-crushing vulnerability in the midst of monster battles
💣 Visuals so good they make AI weep like the talentless little bitch it is

It has everything!
And now I have to wait for season two.
a cartoon character is standing in front of a building with a purple sign that says ' a restaurant ' on it

Fanart:
Indi

sfonsecan

Mica

Loan Navet

Aru

poxei

syiss

Prai


Witch Hat Atelier
★★★★★

THIS.
THIS THIS THIS!
Witch Hat Atelier is the embodiment of the things I love most about anime, from the story, to the aesthetics, to the characters, it's basically animated catnip for the likes of gremlin me, and I'm obsessed with it. And if I don't get my hands on a Brushbuddy as soon as fucking possible, I might go full Richeh (my beloved grump) and burrow into the earth to make my own sulk-lair until I get one.
a drawing of a person holding a small animal with the name kioluck on the bottom right

I'll do it, even if it takes the whole cutlery drawer.
...
I feel unhinged, but how can I not be after that cliffhanger and season two only now going into production!
I'm pretty good at waiting for things, but holy FUCK that ending was criminal.
a group of anime characters are dancing in a maze with a dragon in the background

Fanart:
jenny🍏

Ambroise Mura

Twig

Indie

Isou

Gianny Filizzola

Megan Hindman

stupiderat

Abi

poqu

Lia Lemon

Marshmeollow

Emily Faith

Nat

Marie-Louise Sørensen

Julia Reshetnyak

Flon

forbidden typo

satumeka

Philip Sue

Hisekai

space arTEAst

ɪᴢᴢʏ

vi

ankkhell

Camila Estela G.

Smurf

cryRo

maria

Brandon Crownover

merryweatherart


Kim

kit

Alina Lalik


Heartstopper Forever
★★★★★

Everything. This was everything.
A proper goodbye that felt natural and progressive, instead of trying to fit too much into a movie length farewell, opting to simply let us grow just that little bit more with Nick, Charlie, and the Paris gang.
I laughed, I bawled my eyes out, I did everything I've been doing since I started the webcomic and then the show, and it just felt right. The right way to say "Hi" one more time, and the right way to say "So long for now", not goodbye forever.
I feel so spoiled, and I'll miss these characters so much, but hell yeah to Alice Oseman and the show runners, et al. for knowing how to leave us this way, with every ounce of joy we started it with, and a bit more, actually.
#We look after each other don’t we? Always. from livelovecaliforniadreams
#We look after each other don’t we? Always. from livelovecaliforniadreams


Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen
★★★½

It took until the last two episodes but I went from bored and infuriated, to kind of lowkey all in.
...
Even if it is a less good but more mystery heavy Ready or Not ripoff: everyone's terrible, everybody's cursed, and there will be literal rivers of their blood staining the wood floors by the end of the eight episodes.
Fuck me, I love a horror mini-series!
something very bad is going to happen is written in red on a black background

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Ben Aaronovitch, The Hanging Tree:

"Hey Peter," said Lesley May. "What's up?"


The problem with being a mood reader is that it can royally fuck you over at times, even with authors you both love and trust, and are slowly making your way through a series of. Case and point: two, three, maybe even four years ago, I picked up The Hanging Tree, the sixth story in Ben Aaronovitch's Rivers of London series, and promptly put it down within the first three chapters because I just wasn't "feeling" it. The only other time I remember this happening with Peter Grant and his headfirst plunge into the British, urban occult, was actually when I read the first in the series and kind of hated it. And to be fair, I chose to pick it up whilst watching a particularly interesting Wimbledon final - I give no fucks about sport, but a good tennis match, especially at Wimbledon is worth keeping one eye on - which perhaps wasn't my best idea, and it showed in my enjoyment of my initial foray into Peter's world. But for some reason I decided to give it another try - the reason being my sister and my mum gently bullying me into it - and lo and behold, a new urban fantasy love was added to my repertoire. Which, as you can see, is as fine as an example you can get of mood reader fuckery, and this is very much what happened with The Hanging Tree: I simply was not in the mood. And so I put it down, fully intending to pick it back up again after a couple of other reads, but here we are, years later and... I can actually see why I gave up so easily because this story will not go down as one of my favourites in the series.
Why?
I'm going to blame this one on something actually quite integral to Aaronovitch's world-building and the thing that gives Rivers of London its edge: it never stops with the architectural fanboy factoids. And I mean never, at least once every two bloody pages there was a new titbit to impart on some random street corner, and as one who's not very amenable to being info-dumped on, I got, you could say, eye-rolly about it? I don't know why this was the book broke me, because it's been a stalwart part of Aaronovitch's writing since the very start, but hey, I'm nothing if not fickle as fuck, and oh was I fickle about The Hanging Tree. Which, believe me, is not bad, and is actually SO important in re-jumpstarting the main arc of the series (finally The Faceless Man and Lesley reappear!), and I had a good time when I wasn't face-planting into any available surface due to sheer boredom (I'm being hyperbolic, it wasn't that bad), but I'm going to accuse this book of being something I generally hate to see in any art form: it's a bridge book, it's the middle of the trilogy, it's the story that forgets to be a story because it's putting everything in place for what comes next. And I hate that. I really hate that. The Hanging Tree felt like a wild goose chase that Aaronovitch sent Peter on so he could snap up some tasty narrative breadcrumbs as he's led by the police standard collar to finally reveal who The Faceless Man is (which was a bit underwhelming, but I'm sure/hoping that won't last for long), and hook back up with his former bestie, my beloved Lesley May, for a bit of magical sparring. That's fun and all, I've only waited five bloody books to see her again (I don't know why I imprinted so hard on Lesley, but I did, I love her), and it was fun to have her back in play. I also have a lot of theories and suspicions over what the fresh hell is going on with her, but because of the way this book is written, how it's not much of this or that, even her reintroduction felt kind of underwhelming. And the same goes for The Faceless Man, who's some monied, middle-aged white guy? I mean, sure, makes sense, and I hope there's more to it that that, but as of this moment, after turning the last page, consider me simply whelmed. Intrigued. Optimistic for more. Confident those desires will be fulfilled. But still, The Hanging Tree did not hit the way I wanted to, even if I do love getting some quality time with my guy Peter, who I love very much, he's unlike any Urban Fantasy protagonist I've ever read, and who in my head I still have fancast as Jacob Anderson. I don't care if he's too old for the role, now, he'd be so goooooood.
Look at this face:
Appreciation post for Jacob Anderson's smile : r/InterviewVampire

Isn't that the mug of a wizard copper in training who seems hapless but is actually capable as fuck and who uses werelights as reading aids (I love this dork so much)?


I have a nice low powered werelight that I can conjure in an interview room without blowing all the surveillance – you'd be amazed how often I have to use it. My latest refinement was to add a scindere form so that I can park it over my shoulder and use it as a reading light. 


Methinks, it is.

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Free Will Movie Watching | Part Three:

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Artist Spotlight | A Jimothy Special:
Stephanie Mae

Brandon "kinjiro" Lepine

Jaz

Lucracia Ray

Hannah Bluish

leobsdoodles

Foo Bun

Lauren Metzler

A new cryptid has entered the chat and he's just the sweetest, littlest guy; our rotten soldier, our sweet cheese, our good time boy, and yes, I would protect him with my fucking life.
a raccoon is walking across a wooden fence next to a window .

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Maggie Stiefvater's, The Raven Boys: The Graphic Novel:


I don’t know how to explain how reading this graphic novelisation of one of my favourite books of all time made me feel, other than wonderful.

Plain and simply wonderful because it beckoned me back to reading The Raven Boys for the first time, filling me with that same sense of occult, Podunk wonder that came from being dropped into the landscape of Henrietta with the eponymous Raven Boys and their Blue as they search for their long-slumbering Welsh king. Only now I can see it more than just inside my head; the imagined world Maggie Stiefvater created with such sultry, verdant vibrancy is now in full and detailed colour on the page, and it feels as though it was plucked directly from that beloved place I keep Gansey, Adam, Ronan, Noah, and Blue inside of me at all times. I didn’t think it was possible for that to happen, for an artist like Sas Milledge to come along and see so clearly the same vision as I, and I imagine many others, did for this story and commit it paper, fulfilling some sort of hive mind prophecy. That, in itself, is an echo of the kind of magic to be found within Stiefvater’s tales of ley lines, sleepy monarchs, and dream sprung forests. It’s not ordinary, it doesn’t happen with every book-turned-graphic novel, and it’s worth taking a second to acknowledge that, to look around with a little wonder and awe.

What happened here is special, magical, even, and “That’s all there is”, ”Excelsior!”, and "Onward and upward!", to The Dream Thieves where Cabeswater waits and Glendower calls.

Tattoo Tales! – Mary and the Words

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